• don@lemm.ee
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    24 hours ago

    An apparent male lawyer, who committed fraud, seems to at some point have told this woman – who’s sexual preference I’m not even vaguely concerned with – that she’s part of a lesbian cabal of witches… who are specifically trying to destroy… his marriage…

    Huh. That’s some fuckin outerdimensional level of mental gymnastics right there, holy raging badgerfuck

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      23 hours ago

      “We are a powerful cabal of witches who wield the unlimited powers of Satan.”

      “Yes! What shall we do, then?”

      “Why, fuck up Gary’s marriage of course!”

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        22 hours ago

        No higher calling, no greater purpose. Fuck your marriage specifically, Gary!

        Job well done lads. Off we go.

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          21 hours ago

          Job well done lads.

          Hahaha the rest was funny, but somehow that tipped me over the edge, the image of the cabal of lesbians referring to each other as lads.

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        23 hours ago

        Do you think they’re related to the sinister gay cabals that are responsible for Figgis’ room arrangements in Archer?

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        20 hours ago

        I have a feeling that Gary’s wife may just not like him very much. Not sure how exactly the lesbian witches are involved, but enquiry minds would like to know.

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      19 hours ago

      I think you’re on to something, raging badgerfuck does sound like it’d be on the list of marriage-enders.

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      22 hours ago

      He’s such a nice guy, he’d never have sinful thoughts about her of his own accord. Lawyer senses kicked in, ipso facto, quod erat demonstrandum, abra cadabra: witchcraft.