• Sundray@lemmus.org
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    19 hours ago

    “We are a powerful cabal of witches who wield the unlimited powers of Satan.”

    “Yes! What shall we do, then?”

    “Why, fuck up Gary’s marriage of course!”

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      18 hours ago

      No higher calling, no greater purpose. Fuck your marriage specifically, Gary!

      Job well done lads. Off we go.

      • Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de
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        17 hours ago

        Job well done lads.

        Hahaha the rest was funny, but somehow that tipped me over the edge, the image of the cabal of lesbians referring to each other as lads.

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      Do you think they’re related to the sinister gay cabals that are responsible for Figgis’ room arrangements in Archer?

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      I have a feeling that Gary’s wife may just not like him very much. Not sure how exactly the lesbian witches are involved, but enquiry minds would like to know.