White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt on Tuesday warned that Joe Biden's 'illegal student loan bailout' program is ending and those in default must pay back their loans.
Gotta make sure I exploit those dumbass college kids by throwing huge loans with interests rates that dont allow the principal to go down at all!!! Freak yeah! Now I can make sure they work for my billionaire ass forever trying to pay off those loans! God damn it feels great to fuck these people over. They thought it was going to make their lives better… HA! And not a god damn anyone can do to stop me! Theyll call this some predatory bullshit, but god damnit, im the best predator in the game!
Now let me see if I can find some new dumbass college kids so I can make them sign their life away and keep this gravy swamp full!!!
Thats what im saying!!! But lets not make it easy to pay them back, ya know? Lets spike that interest rate to levels that takes advantage of the age bracket and salaries of kids of those age brackets!!! That way we prolong the loans and enjoy the sweet sweet cheddar from the interest!!! We want to sloooooowly drip the principal, not let it get paid off faster!!!
Gotta make sure I exploit those dumbass college kids by throwing huge loans with interests rates that dont allow the principal to go down at all!!! Freak yeah! Now I can make sure they work for my billionaire ass forever trying to pay off those loans! God damn it feels great to fuck these people over. They thought it was going to make their lives better… HA! And not a god damn anyone can do to stop me! Theyll call this some predatory bullshit, but god damnit, im the best predator in the game!
Now let me see if I can find some new dumbass college kids so I can make them sign their life away and keep this gravy swamp full!!!
Brah, if you borrow money, you have to pay it back. I agree that college costs too much. Way too much.
But if you borrow money, you have to pay it back.
Thats what im saying!!! But lets not make it easy to pay them back, ya know? Lets spike that interest rate to levels that takes advantage of the age bracket and salaries of kids of those age brackets!!! That way we prolong the loans and enjoy the sweet sweet cheddar from the interest!!! We want to sloooooowly drip the principal, not let it get paid off faster!!!