ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · edit-28 days agoTrump Signs Executive Order Requiring All Americans to Be Friends With Elon Muskplus-squaretheshovel.com.auexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 days agoConservative Outraged Tampons Available In Men’s Grocery Storesplus-squaretheonion.comexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 days agoPeople Elon Musk Pays to Be His Friends Ask For Raise Before Agreeing to Defend Nazi Saluteplus-squarethehardtimes.netexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 days agoBillionaire known for stealing people’s ideas debuts totally new, original saluteplus-squarewww.thebeaverton.comexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 11 days agoTikTok Ban Lasts Slightly Longer Than Average User’s Attention Spanplus-squarehard-drive.netexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 11 days agoFelon Seen Trying to Enter White Houseplus-squaretheshovel.com.auexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 14 days agoIDF Soldier Haunted By Images of Palestinian Children Playing in Town Squareplus-squarethehardtimes.netexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 15 days agoLAPD Arrests Everyone Who Lost Home In Fireplus-squaretheonion.comexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 16 days agoNYPD Unveils AI Surveillance Program to Help Them Arrest Wrong Guy 70% Fasterplus-squarethehardtimes.netexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 17 days agoREPORT: Insurance to Stop Covering Things That Could Potentially Happenplus-squarereductress.comexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 17 days ago‘You are really shit at cooking’ insists smoke alarmplus-squarenewsthump.comexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 17 days agoGreenland renames itself "Russia" to avoid hostilities from Trump Governmentplus-squarechaser.com.auexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 18 days agoJD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chatplus-squaretheonion.comexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 19 days agoSelf-Described “Free Spirit” Gets Suspiciously Irritable When Asked How They Pay Rentplus-squarethehardtimes.netexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 20 days agoMark Zuckerberg legally changes name to ‘Elon’plus-squarenewsthump.comexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 21 days agoBlack Teenager Sentenced to Life Without Possibility of Parole After Making Hush Money Payments to Stormy Danielsplus-squarethehardtimes.netexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 21 days ago2025’s Writers begin new season with subtle foreshadowingplus-squarechaser.com.auexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 21 days agoBiden Takes Immediate Action On Los Angeles Wildfires By Sending New Weapons Package to Israelplus-squarethehardtimes.netexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkBiden Takes Immediate Action On Los Angeles Wildfires By Sending New Weapons Package to Israelplus-squarethehardtimes.netZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 21 days agomessage-square0fedilink
