Call it what it is - copyright infringement. Piracy is the act of robbery on the high seas, but we’ve allowed media companies to take a shit in our vocabularies so we can’t call things by their proper names.

Looks at UTorrent happily leeching away

Looks at camera

When I watched youtube on my phone, logged into my google profile, I got generic TV ads for women’s hair care products.

I am a bald man.