I have seen people destroy their backs working as a soda merchandiser before their 40s. That can be a surprisingly brutal job with ridiculous demands.

It would, he has fine hair and no matter what length or how it was cut it’s not going to look great without some product to give texture for a crop type cut.

I can’t believe I had to scroll this far down to see this.

Run up to them, and announce that you don’t intend to harm them and then ask where they live so you can safely escort them home.

Well that checks out, considering they are more terrifyingly stranger then any other crab.

Well also, most people have been forced into a retirement system that makes line go up make everyday person happy. Cutting off the nose to something…

What if I zip tie a large Styrofoam block to the front?

Technically Uterus, uterine tube and ovaries.

That’s a cool story considering Silk Road 1.0 was shut down in 2013 and 2.0 in 2014.